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Muffin tops

Light, fluffy, and bursting with flavor, these muffin tops are a sweet and easy treat! whether it’s for breakfast, lunch, or for a midday snack, you’ll discover delicious delights that only a muffin top can bring.


$4.35
the-human-bean - Muffin Tops

Bagels

Imagine a warm, golden-brown bagel with a crisp exterior and a soft, chewy interior. it's subtly sweet and slightly salty, with a perfectly balanced texture that's not too dense or airy. it's a delicious treat on its own or a perfect canvas for your favorite toppings.


$4.35
the-human-bean - Bagels

Cookies

Did somebody say cookies? indulge your sweet tooth and savor the sweet flavors and textures of this dessert classic!


$4.35
the-human-bean - Cookies

Raspberry jammer desert bar

Take a white chocolate shortbread base with crunchy almonds, add pure raspberry preserves and top with an almond shortbread crumble. this dessert bar is the perfect flavorful combination!


$4.35
the-human-bean - Raspberry Jammer Desert Bar

Biscotti

Whether you have it with your coffee, tea, or as a dessert, you’ll enjoy the sweet and crunchy sensations of our classic biscotti. this thinly sliced cookie has been baked to perfection and is full of crispy textures and rich flavors.


$4.35
the-human-bean - Biscotti

Granola nut bar

This dessert bar is made with specially made cinnamon granola, cranberries, raisins, sunflower seeds and honey. pair it with a cup of your favorite hot beverage and you have a delightful treat!


$4.35
the-human-bean - Granola Nut Bar

Truly-plant based - just egg, impossible sausage, vegan cheese, and garlic aioli on an english muffin

Indulge in a delectable plant-based breakfast sandwich with just egg, impossible sausage, vegan cheese, and garlic aioli on an english muffin. the savory impossible sausage and creamy vegan cheese pair perfectly with the fluffy and protein-packed just egg, while the garlicky aioli adds a bold kick of flavor to every bite. this plant-based sandwich is a delicious and satisfying way to start your day!


$11.55
the-human-bean - Truly-Plant Based - Just Egg, Impossible Sausage, Vegan Cheese, and Garlic Aioli on an English Muffin

Honey ham, cage free egg, and sharp cheddar on an english muffin

A mouthwatering english muffin breakfast sandwich with honey ham, cage-free egg, and sharp cheddar cheese. the sweet and savory honey ham perfectly balances with the rich creaminess of sharp cheddar, while the fluffy egg creates a perfect texture to every bite. this breakfast sandwich is a delicious and satisfying way to start your day!


$9.55
the-human-bean - Honey Ham, Cage Free Egg, and Sharp Cheddar on an English Muffin

Applewood smoked bacon, cage free egg, and sharp cheddar on an english muffin

A tasty english muffin breakfast sandwich filled with applewood smoked bacon, cage-free egg, and sharp cheddar cheese. the smoky bacon, creamy cheddar, and fluffy egg create a perfect balance of flavors that will leave you craving for more!


$9.55
the-human-bean - Applewood Smoked Bacon, Cage Free Egg, and Sharp Cheddar on an English Muffin

Breakfast sausage, cage free egg, pepper jack cheese, and chipotle aioli on a sod roll

A delicious breakfast sandwich on a sod roll, featuring breakfast sausage, cage-free egg, melted pepper jack cheese, and a zesty chipotle aioli. the aioli adds a bold kick to the savory sausage and egg, while the melted cheese provides a creamy finish. this sandwich is the perfect combination of flavors to fuel your morning!


$9.55
the-human-bean - Breakfast Sausage, Cage Free Egg, Pepper Jack Cheese, and Chipotle Aioli on a Sod Roll

Cage free egg, wild arugula, and aged white cheddar on ciabatta

A delicious breakfast sandwich on ciabatta with cage-free egg, spicy wild arugula, and aged white cheddar. the nutty cheddar and peppery arugula complement the fluffy egg, creating a satisfying and flavorful breakfast option.


$9.55
the-human-bean - Cage Free Egg, Wild Arugula, and Aged White Cheddar on Ciabatta

Cake pops

These delightful bites combine the nostalgic sweetness of birthday cake, , and the irresistible allure of cookies and cream. savor each irresistible pop and let the flavors take you on a journey of pure delight.


$4.75
the-human-bean - Cake Pops